Friday, April 17, 2009

A letter to the makers of Claritin

To whom it may concern:

Thank you for producing that blue box of make-me-feel-better goodness. Every April, I approach my pharamcist with ID in hand, salivating over the pseudophedrine induced relief that is to come. My throat hurts, my eyes itch and I sneeze non-stop. Yet, one little pill and a glass of water and the fog begins to lift. And, while I'm a bit of a space cadet who can't really see past the layers of glossiness that being narced up comes with, it's okay because I'm no longer miserable.

Happy to be clear,


1 comment:

Cyndi said...

Maybe you should try over-the-counter Zyrtec. It might not leave you in a fog! Unless, of course, the fog is necessary to get you through the day! ;-)